{"product_id":"a-chatbot-is-not-a-friend-possum-hoodie","title":"A Chatbot is not a Friend Possum Hoodie","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA chatbot is not a friend.\u003c\/strong\u003e The best conversations happen on a cold porch at midnight, in a car that never quite gets out of the driveway, or over a board game that runs three hours too long. None of them involve a prompt. This hoodie puts the unimpressed possum on the people who still do friendship the hard way.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePeople looking for an AI skeptic hoodie often want it for the nights away from screens. It suits a game night, a bonfire with the friends who have known you since middle school, and the long walk where you catch up on everything.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe hoodie is a Gildan Heavy Blend, 8 oz of 50\/50 cotton and polyester, with a double-lined hood, matching drawcord, front pouch pocket and ribbed cuffs and hem. The possum is printed direct to garment, into the fabric, so it stays soft.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe cut is unisex, relaxed and true to size from S to 5XL; two sizes up makes it oversized. Available in Sand, Sport Grey and White. Also as a \u003ca href=\"\/products\/a-chatbot-is-not-a-friend-possum-comfort-colors-unisex-t-shirt\"\u003etee\u003c\/a\u003e and a \u003ca href=\"\/products\/a-chatbot-is-not-a-friend-possum-sweatshirt\"\u003esweatshirt\u003c\/a\u003e. Read more about why we keep people at the center on our \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/anti-ai-movement\"\u003eanti-AI movement page\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDesigned and printed to order in the USA. Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach or iron the design.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eDetails\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGildan Heavy Blend hooded sweatshirt.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e8 oz, 50\/50 cotton and polyester.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-lined hood, drawcord, pouch pocket.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDirect-to-garment print, into the fabric.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex, relaxed cut, true to size.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSizes S through 5XL.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eColors: Sand, Sport Grey, White.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade to order in the USA.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2\u003eCommon questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this hoodie warm enough for bonfires?\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes. It is a midweight fleece, good for cool nights outside.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the possum drawing detailed?\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes. The scruffy fur and the unimpressed face print clearly because the ink goes into the fabric.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs it a good gift for a best friend?\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes. It is a funny way to say you would rather talk to them than to a program.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan a friend group order matching hoodies?\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes. 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