{"product_id":"a-chatbot-is-not-a-friend-possum-sweatshirt","title":"A Chatbot is not a Friend Possum Sweatshirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA chatbot is not a friend.\u003c\/strong\u003e Real friendship is inconvenient in all the right ways: the call that runs long, the friend who disagrees with you out loud, the birthday text that arrives right at midnight. A program designed to keep you engaged cannot do any of that. This sweatshirt lets the possum make the point while you stay cozy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnyone shopping for an anti AI gift for a friend who hates the hype will find this is the one they wear. It works at brunch, on a long phone call curled up at home, and at the family gathering where someone insists their chatbot understands them.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe sweatshirt is a Gildan Heavy Blend crewneck, 8 oz of 50\/50 cotton and polyester, with a ribbed collar, cuffs and hem and a seamless body. The possum is printed direct to garment, sitting in the fabric instead of on top.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt fits relaxed, unisex and true to size, S to 5XL, with Sand available through 3XL; two sizes up gives a slouchy fit. Choose Sand, Sport Grey and White. Also as a \u003ca href=\"\/products\/a-chatbot-is-not-a-friend-possum-comfort-colors-unisex-t-shirt\"\u003etee\u003c\/a\u003e and a \u003ca href=\"\/products\/a-chatbot-is-not-a-friend-possum-hoodie\"\u003ehoodie\u003c\/a\u003e. There is more on this on our \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/anti-ai-movement\"\u003eanti-AI movement page\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDesigned and printed to order in the USA. Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach or iron the design.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eDetails\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGildan Heavy Blend crewneck sweatshirt.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e8 oz, 50\/50 cotton and polyester.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRibbed collar, cuffs and hem.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDirect-to-garment print, into the fabric.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex, relaxed cut, true to size.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSizes S through 5XL, Sand through 3XL.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eColors: Sand, Sport Grey, White.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade to order in the USA.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2\u003eCommon questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a funny gift for an AI hater?\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes. The deadpan possum does most of the talking.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes the sweatshirt feel heavy?\u003c\/strong\u003e It is a midweight fleece, warm but not bulky.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWould it make a good birthday gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes. It is a good pick for a friend who values real connection.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan we order a set for a friend group?\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes. 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