I Am not a Language Model Comfort Colors Unisex T-Shirt
I Am not a Language Model Comfort Colors Unisex T-Shirt
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I Am Not A Language Model is the writer's rallying cry. Your voice was not trained on a corpus. It came from your life, your grief, your jokes, your 2am revisions. This shirt draws the line between a person with something to say and a machine that predicts the next word.
Writers, poets, essayists, and editors wear this to readings, book clubs, writing conferences, and open mics. It gets an immediate laugh and an even quicker nod from anyone who has been told their work reads like it could have been generated, and it makes a knowing gift for the writer in your circle.
Details
- Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed for a soft broken-in feel
- 100% ring-spun cotton, 6.1 oz midweight
- DTG printed so the rainbow lettering will not crack, peel, or fade
- Choose from 8 colors: Banana, Bay, Black, Blossom, Chambray, Graphite, Ivory, White
- Unisex sizing S to 4XL, true to size
- Printed to order in the USA
Common questions
Is this shirt aimed at writers? Very much so. Poets, essayists, and editors love it because it defends a human voice against being mistaken for machine output.
Will it get a reaction at a reading? Usually a laugh and a nod. It is a favorite icebreaker at open mics, book clubs, and writing conferences.
What is the fabric like? Midweight 6.1 oz ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed so it feels broken-in and soft from day one.
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Comfort Colors Shirt
Comfort Colors garment-dyed t-shirt; a fully customizable tee made 100% with ring-spun cotton. The soft-washed, garment-dyed fabric brings extra coziness to your wardrobe while the relaxed fit makes it an excellent daily choice. The double-needle stitching throughout the tee makes it highly durable while the lack of side-seams helps the shirt retain its tubular shape.
- High quality, 100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.
- Relaxed fit, crew neckline
- Pre-shrunk cotton for size retention and a signature sewn-in twill label.
- Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested.
Size Chart
Size Chart for Comfort Colors Tees HERE.