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A Strongman is Still a Coward Comfort Colors Unisex T-Shirt

A Strongman is Still a Coward Comfort Colors Unisex T-Shirt

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Unisex with a relaxed cut, true to size, S to 4XL. Garment-dyed heavyweight tee.

A strongman is still a coward. The whole act runs on picking targets who cannot answer back, and it collapses the moment somebody with equal standing says no in public, and the person in the tee watched that happen on live television and has the clip. Needing an audience and a smaller opponent is not strength. This tee has met this guy before.

Wear it to the protest outside the rally, the history lecture on strongmen, the newsroom, the debate watch party, and the family dinner where a relative admires the toughness. It is a sharp gift for a historian, a reporter, a debate coach, and the friend who said no in public.

The tee is a Comfort Colors 1717, garment-dyed in 6.1 oz ring-spun cotton, soft and evenly colored, with a heavier hand than a novelty tee and three lines that read across a lecture on strongmen. Direct-to-garment. It bonds with the cotton.

Unisex, relaxed, true to size. S through 4XL. Colors: Black, White, Bay, Blossom. Also Chambray, Graphite, Ivory, Banana. It is the equal-standing entry in the anti-Trump collection.

Designed and printed to order in the USA. Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach or iron the design.

Details

  • Comfort Colors 1717 unisex tee.
  • Garment-dyed ring-spun cotton.
  • Weight 6.1 oz.
  • Direct-to-garment print, into the fabric.
  • Unisex, relaxed, true to size.
  • Sizes S through 4XL.
  • Eight colors, Black through Banana.
  • Made to order in the USA.

Common questions

How is this different from the strong men are scared shirt? That one diagnoses the fear. This one names what the fear makes him do: pick the smaller target.

Would a history department order these? Departments do, for the lecture. Every shirt is printed to order. Any mix of sizes, one order.

Which color do people pick? Black and Graphite. White for the protest.

How does the 1717 fit? True to size, relaxed body. Order your usual.

Wear it to: the march, the town hall, the No Kings day of action, the family dinner.

Fabric and fit

Comfort Colors 1717: 6.1 oz 100 percent ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed and soft-washed so it feels broken in from the first wear. Relaxed unisex fit, true to size, S to 4XL in eight colors. Double-needle stitching, no side seams, sewn-in label.

Measurements for every size are on the size and fit guide.

Printing and care

Printed to order in the USA, direct to garment: water-based ink goes into the fabric rather than sitting on top, so the print stays soft and does not crack or peel.

Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron the print. More on the fabric and care page.

Shipping and returns

Every shirt is made when you order it and ships from the USA. Current production and delivery times, and how returns work, are on the shipping and returns page. Ordering for a group? See group and bulk orders.

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