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Fascists Lose Eventually Comfort Colors Unisex T-Shirt

Fascists Lose Eventually Comfort Colors Unisex T-Shirt

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Unisex with a relaxed cut, true to size, S to 4XL. Garment-dyed heavyweight tee.

Fascists lose eventually. Every one of them promised a thousand years and none of them got it, because the thing runs on fear and fear is expensive to maintain, and the history teacher in the tee knows that eventually is doing real work in that sentence. It is not a timeline; it is the outcome. This tee takes the long view.

Wear it to the history classroom, the march on the anniversary, the veterans' post, the book club reading the twentieth century, and the family dinner where a relative says this is just how it is now. It is a steadying gift for a history teacher, a veteran's grandchild, an organizer on a bad week, and the friend who knows how it ended.

The tee is a Comfort Colors 1717, garment-dyed in 6.1 oz ring-spun cotton, soft and evenly colored, with a heavier hand than a novelty tee and three words that read across a history classroom. Direct-to-garment. It bonds with the cotton.

Unisex, relaxed, true to size. S through 4XL. Colors: Black, White, Bay, Blossom. Also Chambray, Graphite, Ivory, Banana. It is the long view in the anti-Trump collection.

Designed and printed to order in the USA. Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach or iron the design.

Details

  • Comfort Colors 1717 unisex tee.
  • Garment-dyed ring-spun cotton.
  • Weight 6.1 oz.
  • Direct-to-garment print, into the fabric.
  • Unisex, relaxed, true to size.
  • Sizes S through 4XL.
  • Eight colors, Black through Banana.
  • Made to order in the USA.

Common questions

How long is eventually? The tee does not promise a date. It promises the outcome, which history has kept every time.

Would a history department order these? Departments do. Every shirt is printed to order. Any mix of sizes, one order.

Which color do history teachers pick? Black and Graphite. Ivory for the book club.

How does the 1717 fit? True to size, relaxed body. Order your usual.

Wear it to: the march, the town hall, the No Kings day of action, the family dinner.

Fabric and fit

Comfort Colors 1717: 6.1 oz 100 percent ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed and soft-washed so it feels broken in from the first wear. Relaxed unisex fit, true to size, S to 4XL in eight colors. Double-needle stitching, no side seams, sewn-in label.

Measurements for every size are on the size and fit guide.

Printing and care

Printed to order in the USA, direct to garment: water-based ink goes into the fabric rather than sitting on top, so the print stays soft and does not crack or peel.

Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron the print. More on the fabric and care page.

Shipping and returns

Every shirt is made when you order it and ships from the USA. Current production and delivery times, and how returns work, are on the shipping and returns page. Ordering for a group? See group and bulk orders.

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