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He Keeps Naming Things After Himself Comfort Colors Unisex T-Shirt

He Keeps Naming Things After Himself Comfort Colors Unisex T-Shirt

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Unisex with a relaxed cut, true to size, S to 4XL. Garment-dyed heavyweight tee.

He keeps naming things after himself. The ballroom, the complex, the buildings, the running project of getting his own name onto anything that will hold it while the governing goes to whoever is left, and the person in the tee counted them and found it was not a quirk at this scale but the entire theory of the job. This tee is the count.

Wear it to the protest outside the newly named building, the architecture school lecture, the newsroom, the historic preservation meeting, and the family dinner where a relative admires the ballroom. It is a sharp gift for an architect, a reporter, a preservationist, and the friend who keeps the list.

The tee is a Comfort Colors 1717, garment-dyed in 6.1 oz ring-spun cotton, soft and evenly colored, with a heavier hand than a novelty tee and three lines that read across a plaza with a new name on it. Direct-to-garment. It bonds with the cotton.

Unisex, relaxed, true to size. S through 4XL. Colors: Black, White, Bay, Blossom. Also Chambray, Graphite, Ivory, Banana. It is the vanity entry in the anti-Trump collection.

Designed and printed to order in the USA. Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach or iron the design.

Details

  • Comfort Colors 1717 unisex tee.
  • Garment-dyed ring-spun cotton.
  • Weight 6.1 oz.
  • Direct-to-garment print, into the fabric.
  • Unisex, relaxed, true to size.
  • Sizes S through 4XL.
  • Eight colors, Black through Banana.
  • Made to order in the USA.

Common questions

How many things is it now? The person wearing the tee keeps the list. It got longer while this page was being written.

Would a preservation group order these? Groups do, for the meeting about the renaming. Every shirt is printed to order. Any mix of sizes, one order.

Which color do people pick? Black and Graphite. Banana for the joke.

How does the 1717 fit? True to size, relaxed body. Order your usual.

Wear it to: the march, the town hall, the No Kings day of action, the family dinner.

Fabric and fit

Comfort Colors 1717: 6.1 oz 100 percent ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed and soft-washed so it feels broken in from the first wear. Relaxed unisex fit, true to size, S to 4XL in eight colors. Double-needle stitching, no side seams, sewn-in label.

Measurements for every size are on the size and fit guide.

Printing and care

Printed to order in the USA, direct to garment: water-based ink goes into the fabric rather than sitting on top, so the print stays soft and does not crack or peel.

Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron the print. More on the fabric and care page.

Shipping and returns

Every shirt is made when you order it and ships from the USA. Current production and delivery times, and how returns work, are on the shipping and returns page. Ordering for a group? See group and bulk orders.

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