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No Book Ever Hurt My Kid Comfort Colors Unisex T-Shirt

No Book Ever Hurt My Kid Comfort Colors Unisex T-Shirt

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Unisex with a relaxed cut, true to size, S to 4XL. Garment-dyed heavyweight tee.

No book ever hurt my kid. The harm always turns out to be hypothetical, described by an adult who read one flagged passage off a website and never opened the novel, and the parent in the tee asked the board for the evidence and got exactly that. Meanwhile the kid who needed that story cannot find it. This tee would like the evidence before the removal.

Wear it to the school board challenge hearing, the library board meeting, the PTA, the bookstore where you bought the removed title, and the family dinner where a relative describes the book as dangerous. It is a strong gift for a parent, a school librarian, a pediatrician, and the friend who asked for the evidence.

The tee is a Comfort Colors 1717, garment-dyed in 6.1 oz ring-spun cotton, soft and evenly colored, with a heavier hand than a novelty tee and three lines that read across a hearing that never produced the evidence. Direct-to-garment. It bonds with the cotton.

Unisex, relaxed, true to size. S through 4XL. Colors: Black, White, Bay, Blossom. Also Chambray, Graphite, Ivory, Banana. It is the evidence request on our book bans and libraries page.

Designed and printed to order in the USA. Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach or iron the design.

Details

  • Comfort Colors 1717 unisex tee.
  • Garment-dyed ring-spun cotton.
  • Weight 6.1 oz.
  • Direct-to-garment print, into the fabric.
  • Unisex, relaxed, true to size.
  • Sizes S through 4XL.
  • Eight colors, Black through Banana.
  • Made to order in the USA.

Common questions

Has any book ever hurt a kid? The board could not produce one. The tee is still waiting.

Would a parent group order these for the hearing? Groups do. Every shirt is printed to order. Any mix of sizes, one order.

Which color do parents pick? Black and Chambray. Blossom for the PTA.

How does the 1717 fit? True to size, relaxed body. Order your usual.

Wear it to: the library board meeting, Banned Books Week, storytime, the bookstore.

Fabric and fit

Comfort Colors 1717: 6.1 oz 100 percent ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed and soft-washed so it feels broken in from the first wear. Relaxed unisex fit, true to size, S to 4XL in eight colors. Double-needle stitching, no side seams, sewn-in label.

Measurements for every size are on the size and fit guide.

Printing and care

Printed to order in the USA, direct to garment: water-based ink goes into the fabric rather than sitting on top, so the print stays soft and does not crack or peel.

Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron the print. More on the fabric and care page.

Shipping and returns

Every shirt is made when you order it and ships from the USA. Current production and delivery times, and how returns work, are on the shipping and returns page. Ordering for a group? See group and bulk orders.

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