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Strong Men are Always Scared Comfort Colors Unisex T-Shirt

Strong Men are Always Scared Comfort Colors Unisex T-Shirt

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Unisex with a relaxed cut, true to size, S to 4XL. Garment-dyed heavyweight tee.

Strong men are always scared. The whole act runs on fear of being laughed at, contradicted, counted or ignored, which is why every one of them eventually needs a bigger show and a quieter press room, and the person in the tee has been counting the shows. Confidence does not need an audience that cannot leave. This tee says the tough guy is the nervous one.

Wear it to the protest outside the rally, the political psychology lecture, the newsroom, the comedy show, and the family dinner where a relative admires the strength. It is a sharp gift for a psychologist, a comedian, a reporter who got thrown out of the press room, and the friend who laughed first.

The tee is a Comfort Colors 1717, garment-dyed in 6.1 oz ring-spun cotton, soft and evenly colored, with a heavier hand than a novelty tee and three lines that read across a comedy club. Direct-to-garment. It bonds with the cotton.

Unisex, relaxed, true to size. S through 4XL. Colors: Black, White, Bay, Blossom. Also Chambray, Graphite, Ivory, Banana. It is the diagnosis in the anti-Trump collection.

Designed and printed to order in the USA. Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach or iron the design.

Details

  • Comfort Colors 1717 unisex tee.
  • Garment-dyed ring-spun cotton.
  • Weight 6.1 oz.
  • Direct-to-garment print, into the fabric.
  • Unisex, relaxed, true to size.
  • Sizes S through 4XL.
  • Eight colors, Black through Banana.
  • Made to order in the USA.

Common questions

Always? The ones who need a bigger show every year, yes. The tee has not found an exception.

Would a comedy crew order these? Crews do. Every shirt is printed to order. Any mix of sizes, one order.

Which color do people pick? Black and Graphite. White for the protest.

How does the 1717 fit? True to size, relaxed body. Order your usual.

Wear it to: the march, the town hall, the No Kings day of action, the family dinner.

Fabric and fit

Comfort Colors 1717: 6.1 oz 100 percent ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed and soft-washed so it feels broken in from the first wear. Relaxed unisex fit, true to size, S to 4XL in eight colors. Double-needle stitching, no side seams, sewn-in label.

Measurements for every size are on the size and fit guide.

Printing and care

Printed to order in the USA, direct to garment: water-based ink goes into the fabric rather than sitting on top, so the print stays soft and does not crack or peel.

Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron the print. More on the fabric and care page.

Shipping and returns

Every shirt is made when you order it and ships from the USA. Current production and delivery times, and how returns work, are on the shipping and returns page. Ordering for a group? See group and bulk orders.

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