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There is No Crime Emergency Comfort Colors Unisex T-Shirt

There is No Crime Emergency Comfort Colors Unisex T-Shirt

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Unisex with a relaxed cut, true to size, S to 4XL. Garment-dyed heavyweight tee.

There is no crime emergency. The numbers were already falling when the announcement came, and the declaration arrived looking for a problem that would justify the troops rather than the other way around, and the criminologist in the tee had the falling numbers on her screen that morning. An emergency you have to advertise is a pretext. This tee read the statistics.

Wear it to the council hearing on the declaration, the criminology lecture, the newsroom, the march past the checkpoint, and the family dinner where a relative repeats the crime wave. It is a strong gift for a criminologist, a data reporter, a public defender, and the friend who pulled the numbers.

The tee is a Comfort Colors 1717, garment-dyed in 6.1 oz ring-spun cotton, soft and evenly colored, with a heavier hand than a novelty tee and three lines that read across a hearing with the chart on the screen. Direct-to-garment. It bonds with the cotton.

Unisex, relaxed, true to size. S through 4XL. Colors: Black, White, Bay, Blossom. Also Chambray, Graphite, Ivory, Banana. It is the statistics entry in the anti-Trump collection.

Designed and printed to order in the USA. Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach or iron the design.

Details

  • Comfort Colors 1717 unisex tee.
  • Garment-dyed ring-spun cotton.
  • Weight 6.1 oz.
  • Direct-to-garment print, into the fabric.
  • Unisex, relaxed, true to size.
  • Sizes S through 4XL.
  • Eight colors, Black through Banana.
  • Made to order in the USA.

Common questions

Were the numbers really falling? By the city's own data, for two years before the declaration. The criminologist wearing it has the chart.

Would a data team order these? Teams do, for the hearing. Every shirt is printed to order. Any mix of sizes, one order.

Which color do people pick? Black and Chambray. White for the march.

How does the 1717 fit? True to size, relaxed body. Order your usual.

Wear it to: the march, the town hall, the No Kings day of action, the family dinner.

Fabric and fit

Comfort Colors 1717: 6.1 oz 100 percent ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed and soft-washed so it feels broken in from the first wear. Relaxed unisex fit, true to size, S to 4XL in eight colors. Double-needle stitching, no side seams, sewn-in label.

Measurements for every size are on the size and fit guide.

Printing and care

Printed to order in the USA, direct to garment: water-based ink goes into the fabric rather than sitting on top, so the print stays soft and does not crack or peel.

Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron the print. More on the fabric and care page.

Shipping and returns

Every shirt is made when you order it and ships from the USA. Current production and delivery times, and how returns work, are on the shipping and returns page. Ordering for a group? See group and bulk orders.

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