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You Cannot Annex the Ocean Comfort Colors Unisex T-Shirt

You Cannot Annex the Ocean Comfort Colors Unisex T-Shirt

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Unisex with a relaxed cut, true to size, S to 4XL. Garment-dyed heavyweight tee.

You cannot annex the ocean. A strait got declared American territory because someone would like it to be, the geography teacher in the tee reached for the globe, and the announcements stopped sounding like strategy and started sounding like a man naming things. This tee is for the teacher, and for the globe.

Wear it to the geography classroom, the marina, the international law lecture, the coastal town meeting, and the family dinner where a relative repeats the announcement. It is a sharp gift for a geography teacher, a sailor, an international law student, and the friend who reached for the globe. The strait has a name already and the globe has it printed.

The tee is a Comfort Colors 1717, garment-dyed in 6.1 oz ring-spun cotton, soft and evenly colored, with a heavier hand than a novelty tee and three lines that read across a marina. Direct-to-garment. It bonds with the cotton.

Unisex, relaxed, true to size. S through 4XL. Colors: Black, White, Bay, Blossom. Also Chambray, Graphite, Ivory, Banana. It is the ocean entry in the anti-Trump collection.

Designed and printed to order in the USA. Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach or iron the design.

Details

  • Comfort Colors 1717 unisex tee.
  • Garment-dyed ring-spun cotton.
  • Weight 6.1 oz.
  • Direct-to-garment print, into the fabric.
  • Unisex, relaxed, true to size.
  • Sizes S through 4XL.
  • Eight colors, Black through Banana.
  • Made to order in the USA.

Common questions

Which ocean? Whichever body of water got announced most recently. The tee is written to keep up.

Would a sailing club order these? Clubs do, for the marina. Every shirt is printed to order. Any mix of sizes, one order.

Which color do people pick? Bay and Chambray, for obvious reasons. Black for the lecture.

How does the 1717 fit? True to size, relaxed body. Order your usual.

Wear it to: the march, the town hall, the No Kings day of action, the family dinner.

Fabric and fit

Comfort Colors 1717: 6.1 oz 100 percent ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed and soft-washed so it feels broken in from the first wear. Relaxed unisex fit, true to size, S to 4XL in eight colors. Double-needle stitching, no side seams, sewn-in label.

Measurements for every size are on the size and fit guide.

Printing and care

Printed to order in the USA, direct to garment: water-based ink goes into the fabric rather than sitting on top, so the print stays soft and does not crack or peel.

Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron the print. More on the fabric and care page.

Shipping and returns

Every shirt is made when you order it and ships from the USA. Current production and delivery times, and how returns work, are on the shipping and returns page. Ordering for a group? See group and bulk orders.

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