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You Can't Eat the Stock Market Comfort Colors Unisex T-Shirt

You Can't Eat the Stock Market Comfort Colors Unisex T-Shirt

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Unisex with a relaxed cut, true to size, S to 4XL. Garment-dyed heavyweight tee.

You can't eat the stock market. The indexes are up. The groceries are up more, and the cashier in the tee rings up the customers who put the chicken back at the register on the same days the news celebrates a record close. Every time someone points at a green chart as proof the economy is fine, this is the reply: a record close does not fill a cart. This tee is the reply.

Wear it to the grocery checkout, the town hall on prices, the economics lecture, the union meeting, and the family dinner where a relative says the market has never been higher. It is a strong gift for a grocery cashier, a budget counselor, an economics teacher, and the friend who put the chicken back.

The tee is a Comfort Colors 1717, garment-dyed in 6.1 oz ring-spun cotton, soft and evenly colored, with a heavier hand than a novelty tee and three lines that read across a town hall on prices. Direct-to-garment. It bonds with the cotton.

Unisex, relaxed, true to size. S through 4XL. Colors: Black, White, Bay, Blossom. Also Chambray, Graphite, Ivory, Banana. It is the chicken-back entry in the eat the rich collection.

Designed and printed to order in the USA. Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach or iron the design.

Details

  • Comfort Colors 1717 unisex tee.
  • Garment-dyed ring-spun cotton.
  • Weight 6.1 oz.
  • Direct-to-garment print, into the fabric.
  • Unisex, relaxed, true to size.
  • Sizes S through 4XL.
  • Eight colors, Black through Banana.
  • Made to order in the USA.

Common questions

Is this the same as groceries are a class issue? Cousins. That one is the receipt; this one is the chart people wave instead of reading the receipt.

Would a grocery workers' local order these for the meeting? Locals do. Every shirt is printed to order. Any mix of sizes, one order.

Which color do people pick? Black and Bay. Banana for the joke.

How does the 1717 fit? True to size, relaxed body. Order your usual.

Wear it to: the picket line, the rent strike, the grocery store, the shareholder meeting you were not invited to.

Fabric and fit

Comfort Colors 1717: 6.1 oz 100 percent ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed and soft-washed so it feels broken in from the first wear. Relaxed unisex fit, true to size, S to 4XL in eight colors. Double-needle stitching, no side seams, sewn-in label.

Measurements for every size are on the size and fit guide.

Printing and care

Printed to order in the USA, direct to garment: water-based ink goes into the fabric rather than sitting on top, so the print stays soft and does not crack or peel.

Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron the print. More on the fabric and care page.

Shipping and returns

Every shirt is made when you order it and ships from the USA. Current production and delivery times, and how returns work, are on the shipping and returns page. Ordering for a group? See group and bulk orders.

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