• You Cant Eat the Stock Market Care & Resist rainbow Comfort Colors tee, Ivory
  • You Cant Eat the Stock Market Care & Resist rainbow Comfort Colors tee, Ivory
  • You Cant Eat the Stock Market Care & Resist rainbow Comfort Colors tee, Graphite
  • You Cant Eat the Stock Market Care & Resist rainbow Comfort Colors tee, White
  • You Cant Eat the Stock Market Care & Resist rainbow Comfort Colors tee, Black
  • You Cant Eat the Stock Market Care & Resist rainbow Comfort Colors tee, Black
  • You Cant Eat the Stock Market Care & Resist rainbow Comfort Colors tee, Banana
  • You Cant Eat the Stock Market Care & Resist rainbow Comfort Colors tee, Bay
  • You Cant Eat the Stock Market Care & Resist rainbow Comfort Colors tee, Blossom
  • You Cant Eat the Stock Market Care & Resist rainbow Comfort Colors tee, Chambray
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You Can't Eat the Stock Market Comfort Colors Unisex T-Shirt

You Can't Eat the Stock Market Comfort Colors Unisex T-Shirt

$32.99 USD
$32.99 USD
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The indexes are up. The groceries are up more. Every time someone points at a green chart as proof the economy is fine, this shirt is the reply: a record close does not go in the cart, cover the rent, or fill the tank. Affordability is the whole 2026 argument and this is the one-line version.

Made for working people, parents doing the grocery math out loud, service workers, and anyone who has been told to feel great about numbers they will never touch. Wear it to canvassing shifts, town halls, union meetings, the checkout line, and family dinner.

Details

  • Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed for a soft broken-in feel
  • 100% ring-spun cotton, 6.1 oz midweight
  • DTG printed so the rainbow lettering will not crack, peel, or fade
  • Choose from 8 colors: Banana, Bay, Black, Blossom, Chambray, Graphite, Ivory, White
  • Unisex sizing S to 4XL, true to size
  • Printed to order in the USA

Common questions

Is this an anti-investing shirt? No. It is about the gap between market performance and what a week of groceries costs, which are two different economies.

How does 6.1 oz cotton feel day to day? Midweight and breathable, with the soft drape garment dyeing gives it right out of the bag.

Do you offer plus sizes? Yes, the unisex range runs S through 4XL in every one of the 8 colors.

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Comfort Colors Shirt

Comfort Colors garment-dyed t-shirt; a fully customizable tee made 100% with ring-spun cotton. The soft-washed, garment-dyed fabric brings extra coziness to your wardrobe while the relaxed fit makes it an excellent daily choice. The double-needle stitching throughout the tee makes it highly durable while the lack of side-seams helps the shirt retain its tubular shape.

- High quality, 100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.
- Relaxed fit, crew neckline
- Pre-shrunk cotton for size retention and a signature sewn-in twill label.
- Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested.

Size Chart

Size Chart for Comfort Colors Tees HERE.