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A Chatbot is not a Friend Possum Hoodie

A Chatbot is not a Friend Possum Hoodie

Regular price $54.99 USD
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Unisex fit, true to size, S to 5XL. Heavyweight fleece hoodie.

A chatbot is not a friend. The best conversations happen on a cold porch at midnight, in a car that never quite gets out of the driveway, or over a board game that runs three hours too long. None of them involve a prompt. This hoodie puts the unimpressed possum on the people who still do friendship the hard way.

People looking for an AI skeptic hoodie often want it for the nights away from screens. It suits a game night, a bonfire with the friends who have known you since middle school, and the long walk where you catch up on everything.

The hoodie is a Gildan Heavy Blend, 8 oz of 50/50 cotton and polyester, with a double-lined hood, matching drawcord, front pouch pocket and ribbed cuffs and hem. The possum is printed direct to garment, into the fabric, so it stays soft.

The cut is unisex, relaxed and true to size from S to 5XL; two sizes up makes it oversized. Available in Sand, Sport Grey and White. Also as a tee and a sweatshirt. Read more about why we keep people at the center on our anti-AI movement page.

Designed and printed to order in the USA. Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach or iron the design.

Details

  • Gildan Heavy Blend hooded sweatshirt.
  • 8 oz, 50/50 cotton and polyester.
  • Double-lined hood, drawcord, pouch pocket.
  • Direct-to-garment print, into the fabric.
  • Unisex, relaxed cut, true to size.
  • Sizes S through 5XL.
  • Colors: Sand, Sport Grey, White.
  • Made to order in the USA.

Common questions

Is this hoodie warm enough for bonfires? Yes. It is a midweight fleece, good for cool nights outside.

Is the possum drawing detailed? Yes. The scruffy fur and the unimpressed face print clearly because the ink goes into the fabric.

Is it a good gift for a best friend? Yes. It is a funny way to say you would rather talk to them than to a program.

Can a friend group order matching hoodies? Yes. One order can include any mix of sizes and colors.

Wear it to: the all-hands where they announce the new tool, the studio, the classroom, the town meeting about the data center.

Fabric and fit

Gildan Heavy Blend hooded sweatshirt: 8 oz cotton and polyester fleece, double-lined hood with matching drawcord, front pouch pocket, ribbed cuffs and hem. Unisex, true to size, S to 5XL in Black, Sand, Sport Grey, and White.

Measurements for every size are on the size and fit guide.

Printing and care

Printed to order in the USA, direct to garment: water-based ink goes into the fabric rather than sitting on top, so the print stays soft and does not crack or peel.

Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron the print. More on the fabric and care page.

Shipping and returns

Every shirt is made when you order it and ships from the USA. Current production and delivery times, and how returns work, are on the shipping and returns page. Ordering for a group? See group and bulk orders.

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