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A Chatbot is not a Friend Possum Sweatshirt

A Chatbot is not a Friend Possum Sweatshirt

Regular price $49.99 USD
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Unisex fit, true to size, S to 5XL (Sand to 3XL). Heavyweight fleece crewneck.

A chatbot is not a friend. Real friendship is inconvenient in all the right ways: the call that runs long, the friend who disagrees with you out loud, the birthday text that arrives right at midnight. A program designed to keep you engaged cannot do any of that. This sweatshirt lets the possum make the point while you stay cozy.

Anyone shopping for an anti AI gift for a friend who hates the hype will find this is the one they wear. It works at brunch, on a long phone call curled up at home, and at the family gathering where someone insists their chatbot understands them.

The sweatshirt is a Gildan Heavy Blend crewneck, 8 oz of 50/50 cotton and polyester, with a ribbed collar, cuffs and hem and a seamless body. The possum is printed direct to garment, sitting in the fabric instead of on top.

It fits relaxed, unisex and true to size, S to 5XL, with Sand available through 3XL; two sizes up gives a slouchy fit. Choose Sand, Sport Grey and White. Also as a tee and a hoodie. There is more on this on our anti-AI movement page.

Designed and printed to order in the USA. Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach or iron the design.

Details

  • Gildan Heavy Blend crewneck sweatshirt.
  • 8 oz, 50/50 cotton and polyester.
  • Ribbed collar, cuffs and hem.
  • Direct-to-garment print, into the fabric.
  • Unisex, relaxed cut, true to size.
  • Sizes S through 5XL, Sand through 3XL.
  • Colors: Sand, Sport Grey, White.
  • Made to order in the USA.

Common questions

Is this a funny gift for an AI hater? Yes. The deadpan possum does most of the talking.

Does the sweatshirt feel heavy? It is a midweight fleece, warm but not bulky.

Would it make a good birthday gift? Yes. It is a good pick for a friend who values real connection.

Can we order a set for a friend group? Yes. One order can mix sizes and colors.

Wear it to: the all-hands where they announce the new tool, the studio, the classroom, the town meeting about the data center.

Fabric and fit

Gildan Heavy Blend crewneck sweatshirt: 8 oz cotton and polyester fleece, ribbed collar, cuffs, and hem. Unisex, true to size, S to 5XL (Sand through 3XL) in Black, Sand, Sport Grey, and White.

Measurements for every size are on the size and fit guide.

Printing and care

Printed to order in the USA, direct to garment: water-based ink goes into the fabric rather than sitting on top, so the print stays soft and does not crack or peel.

Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron the print. More on the fabric and care page.

Shipping and returns

Every shirt is made when you order it and ships from the USA. Current production and delivery times, and how returns work, are on the shipping and returns page. Ordering for a group? See group and bulk orders.

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