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A Chatbot is not a Therapist Comfort Colors Unisex T-Shirt

A Chatbot is not a Therapist Comfort Colors Unisex T-Shirt

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Unisex with a relaxed cut, true to size, S to 4XL. Garment-dyed heavyweight tee.

A chatbot is not a therapist. The app is available at 2 AM, agrees with everything, and has never once noticed the thing the client was not saying, which is the entire job. This shirt is for the licensed counselor who does the actual work, and for the client who tried the app first and came in anyway.

Wear it to the counseling conference, the licensing board hearing on AI apps, the group practice office, and the family dinner where a relative says the app is basically the same. It is a strong gift for a therapist, a social worker, a psychology student, and the friend who finally made the appointment.

The tee is a Comfort Colors 1717, garment-dyed in 6.1 oz ring-spun cotton, soft and evenly colored, with a heavier hand than a novelty tee and a message with a license number behind it. Direct-to-garment. It bonds with the cotton.

Unisex, relaxed, true to size. S through 4XL. Colors: Black, White, Bay, Blossom. Also Chambray, Graphite, Ivory, Banana. Also as a hoodie and a sweatshirt. It sits with the clinicians on our anti-AI cause page.

Designed and printed to order in the USA. Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach or iron the design.

Details

  • Comfort Colors 1717 unisex tee.
  • Garment-dyed ring-spun cotton.
  • Weight 6.1 oz.
  • Direct-to-garment print, into the fabric.
  • Unisex, relaxed, true to size.
  • Sizes S through 4XL.
  • Eight colors, Black through Banana.
  • Made to order in the USA.

Common questions

Is this shirt against mental health apps? It is against calling them therapy. A journal app is fine. A chatbot standing in for a licensed clinician is the problem.

Would a group practice order these? Practices do, for the conference. Every shirt is printed to order. Any mix of sizes, one order.

Which color for a counseling conference? Bay and Chambray read calm. Black for the licensing hearing.

How does the 1717 fit? True to size, relaxed body. Order your usual.

Wear it to: the all-hands where they announce the new tool, the studio, the classroom, the town meeting about the data center.

Fabric and fit

Comfort Colors 1717: 6.1 oz 100 percent ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed and soft-washed so it feels broken in from the first wear. Relaxed unisex fit, true to size, S to 4XL in eight colors. Double-needle stitching, no side seams, sewn-in label.

Measurements for every size are on the size and fit guide.

Printing and care

Printed to order in the USA, direct to garment: water-based ink goes into the fabric rather than sitting on top, so the print stays soft and does not crack or peel.

Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron the print. More on the fabric and care page.

Shipping and returns

Every shirt is made when you order it and ships from the USA. Current production and delivery times, and how returns work, are on the shipping and returns page. Ordering for a group? See group and bulk orders.

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