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Not a Witch Just Good With Plants Hoodie

Not a Witch Just Good With Plants Hoodie

Regular price $54.99 USD
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Unisex fit, true to size, S to 5XL. Heavyweight fleece hoodie.

Not a witch, just good with plants. Real gardeners do their best work in the cold: covering the rosemary before the first frost, pulling the last calendula heads, splitting the sage before it goes woody. This hoodie carries the nine-herb chart and its dry little disclaimer through all of it, for the person the neighbors quietly suspect of brewing something.

If you have searched for a gift for an herbalist who is always cold, this is the one that gets worn. Throw it on for the dawn trip to the community garden plot, the fall plant sale where the good starts sell out by eight, and the long evening of hanging herbs to dry in the kitchen.

Under the print is a Gildan Heavy Blend hooded sweatshirt, 8 oz of 50/50 cotton and polyester, with a double-lined hood, matching drawcord, front pouch pocket for seed packets, and ribbed cuffs and hem. The design is printed direct to garment, into the fabric, so it stays soft rather than stiff.

It fits unisex with a relaxed cut, true to size from S to 5XL, and going up two sizes gives the oversized look. Choose Sand, Sport Grey or White. Also as a tee and a sweatshirt. The rest of our designs for women with opinions and dirt under their nails are in the feminist and reproductive rights collection.

Designed and printed to order in the USA. Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach or iron the design.

Details

  • Gildan Heavy Blend hooded sweatshirt.
  • 8 oz, 50/50 cotton and polyester.
  • Double-lined hood, drawcord, pouch pocket.
  • Direct-to-garment print, into the fabric.
  • Unisex, relaxed cut, true to size.
  • Sizes S through 5XL.
  • Colors: Sand, Sport Grey, White.
  • Made to order in the USA.

Common questions

Is the hoodie warm enough for fall garden work? It is a midweight fleece hoodie, warm enough for chilly mornings outside and light enough to wear indoors afterward.

Does the pocket hold seed packets and pruners? The front pouch pocket holds seed packets, twine and small snips without trouble.

Will the herb chart fade in the dryer? The ink is printed into the fabric. Washing it inside out and drying on low keeps the herbs sharp for years.

What does the phrase mean? It is a joke about how women who knew plants were once accused of witchcraft. The chart of real herbs underneath is the punchline.

Wear it to: the clinic escort shift, the statehouse, the march, the family dinner.

Fabric and fit

Gildan Heavy Blend hooded sweatshirt: 8 oz cotton and polyester fleece, double-lined hood with matching drawcord, front pouch pocket, ribbed cuffs and hem. Unisex, true to size, S to 5XL in Black, Sand, Sport Grey, and White.

Measurements for every size are on the size and fit guide.

Printing and care

Printed to order in the USA, direct to garment: water-based ink goes into the fabric rather than sitting on top, so the print stays soft and does not crack or peel.

Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron the print. More on the fabric and care page.

Shipping and returns

Every shirt is made when you order it and ships from the USA. Current production and delivery times, and how returns work, are on the shipping and returns page. Ordering for a group? See group and bulk orders.

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