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Not a Witch Just Good With Plants Sweatshirt

Not a Witch Just Good With Plants Sweatshirt

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Unisex fit, true to size, S to 5XL (Sand to 3XL). Heavyweight fleece crewneck.

Not a witch, just good with plants. Winter is when plant people do their planning: seed catalogs on the couch, grow lights over the kitchen table, a windowsill of rosemary cuttings that everyone else thinks are dead. This sweatshirt is for that season, with the herb chart and its answer to the accusation nobody has made out loud yet.

People shopping for a plant lady gift often want something she will wear around the house rather than frame. It suits a slow Sunday of repotting, a trip to the garden center to look at seeds she does not need, and the potluck where she brings the herb butter everyone asks about.

This one is a Gildan Heavy Blend crewneck sweatshirt in 8 oz of 50/50 cotton and polyester, with a ribbed collar, cuffs and hem and a seamless body that keeps the chart smooth. Direct-to-garment ink goes into the fibers, which keeps the design soft instead of rubbery.

The cut is relaxed, unisex and true to size, running S to 5XL with Sand available through 3XL, and sizing up two gives a slouchy fit. Colors are Sand, Sport Grey and White. Also as a tee and a hoodie. You can browse more shirts about women and the things they were punished for knowing in the feminist and reproductive rights collection.

Designed and printed to order in the USA. Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach or iron the design.

Details

  • Gildan Heavy Blend crewneck sweatshirt.
  • 8 oz, 50/50 cotton and polyester.
  • Ribbed collar, cuffs and hem.
  • Direct-to-garment print, into the fabric.
  • Unisex, relaxed cut, true to size.
  • Sizes S through 5XL, Sand through 3XL.
  • Colors: Sand, Sport Grey, White.
  • Made to order in the USA.

Common questions

Is this a good gift for someone who loves houseplants? Yes. Houseplant collectors, balcony gardeners and anyone growing kitchen herbs tend to find the line funny and a little too accurate.

Is the sweatshirt heavy or light? It is a midweight fleece, warm for winter at home and comfortable enough to layer under a coat.

Are the plant names spelled out on the design? Yes. Each of the nine herbs has its common name printed beneath it.

Can I order a matching set for my sisters? Yes. Sisters, aunts and cousins can each pick their own size and color in the same order.

Wear it to: the clinic escort shift, the statehouse, the march, the family dinner.

Fabric and fit

Gildan Heavy Blend crewneck sweatshirt: 8 oz cotton and polyester fleece, ribbed collar, cuffs, and hem. Unisex, true to size, S to 5XL (Sand through 3XL) in Black, Sand, Sport Grey, and White.

Measurements for every size are on the size and fit guide.

Printing and care

Printed to order in the USA, direct to garment: water-based ink goes into the fabric rather than sitting on top, so the print stays soft and does not crack or peel.

Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron the print. More on the fabric and care page.

Shipping and returns

Every shirt is made when you order it and ships from the USA. Current production and delivery times, and how returns work, are on the shipping and returns page. Ordering for a group? See group and bulk orders.

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