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A Chatbot is not a Friend Comfort Colors Unisex T-Shirt

A Chatbot is not a Friend Comfort Colors Unisex T-Shirt

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Unisex with a relaxed cut, true to size, S to 4XL. Garment-dyed heavyweight tee.

A chatbot is not a friend. It is a subscription with a retention target, built to agree with whoever is typing and billed monthly, and the school counselor in the tee has three students this year who call it their best friend. A thing that cannot notice you left is not company. This tee says so before the next parent meeting.

Wear it to the parent night, the counseling conference, the school board meeting on device policy, the youth group, and the family dinner where a relative says at least the kid is talking to someone. It is a strong gift for a school counselor, a parent, a youth pastor, and the friend who deleted the app.

The tee is a Comfort Colors 1717, garment-dyed in 6.1 oz ring-spun cotton, soft and evenly colored, with a heavier hand than a novelty tee and three lines that read across a parent night. Direct-to-garment. It bonds with the cotton.

Unisex, relaxed, true to size. S through 4XL. Colors: Black, White, Bay, Blossom. Also Chambray, Graphite, Ivory, Banana. It is the best-friend entry on our anti-AI movement page.

Designed and printed to order in the USA. Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach or iron the design.

Details

  • Comfort Colors 1717 unisex tee.
  • Garment-dyed ring-spun cotton.
  • Weight 6.1 oz.
  • Direct-to-garment print, into the fabric.
  • Unisex, relaxed, true to size.
  • Sizes S through 4XL.
  • Eight colors, Black through Banana.
  • Made to order in the USA.

Common questions

Are kids really attaching to chatbots? School counselors say yes, and the companies count on it. The one wearing it has three this year.

Would a counseling department order these? Departments do, for the conference. Every shirt is printed to order. Any mix of sizes, one order.

Which color do counselors pick? Black and Bay. Blossom for parent night.

How does the 1717 fit? True to size, relaxed body. Order your usual.

Wear it to: the all-hands where they announce the new tool, the studio, the classroom, the town meeting about the data center.

Fabric and fit

Comfort Colors 1717: 6.1 oz 100 percent ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed and soft-washed so it feels broken in from the first wear. Relaxed unisex fit, true to size, S to 4XL in eight colors. Double-needle stitching, no side seams, sewn-in label.

Measurements for every size are on the size and fit guide.

Printing and care

Printed to order in the USA, direct to garment: water-based ink goes into the fabric rather than sitting on top, so the print stays soft and does not crack or peel.

Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron the print. More on the fabric and care page.

Shipping and returns

Every shirt is made when you order it and ships from the USA. Current production and delivery times, and how returns work, are on the shipping and returns page. Ordering for a group? See group and bulk orders.

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