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A Robot Has Never Had a Breakup Comfort Colors Unisex T-Shirt

A Robot Has Never Had a Breakup Comfort Colors Unisex T-Shirt

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Unisex with a relaxed cut, true to size, S to 4XL. Garment-dyed heavyweight tee.

A robot has never had a breakup. The material is the life, and the country songwriter in the tee wrote her three best songs in the worst two years she has had, which is a research method no model can run. A generator has never been left, never sat in the truck outside the house, never had to make the call. This tee says so, seven words, for the writers' round.

Wear it to the writers' round, the open mic, the songwriting workshop, the record store, and the family dinner where a relative says the generated ballad made them cry. It is a warm gift for a songwriter, a poet, a novelist, and the friend who sat in the truck.

The tee is a Comfort Colors 1717, garment-dyed in 6.1 oz ring-spun cotton, soft and evenly colored, with a heavier hand than a novelty tee and three lines that read across a songwriters' round on a Tuesday. Direct-to-garment. It bonds with the cotton.

Unisex, relaxed, true to size. S through 4XL. Colors: Black, White, Bay, Blossom. Also Chambray, Graphite, Ivory, Banana. It is the sat-in-the-truck entry on our anti-AI movement page.

Designed and printed to order in the USA. Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach or iron the design.

Details

  • Comfort Colors 1717 unisex tee.
  • Garment-dyed ring-spun cotton.
  • Weight 6.1 oz.
  • Direct-to-garment print, into the fabric.
  • Unisex, relaxed, true to size.
  • Sizes S through 4XL.
  • Eight colors, Black through Banana.
  • Made to order in the USA.

Common questions

Where does this sit next to machines miss the joke? Cousins. That one is comedy; this one is heartbreak, and the same missing ingredient.

Would a songwriting workshop order these for the group? Workshops do. Every shirt is printed to order. Any mix of sizes, one order.

Which color do people pick? Black and Blossom. Bay for the round.

How does the 1717 fit? True to size, relaxed body. Order your usual.

Wear it to: the all-hands where they announce the new tool, the studio, the classroom, the town meeting about the data center.

Fabric and fit

Comfort Colors 1717: 6.1 oz 100 percent ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed and soft-washed so it feels broken in from the first wear. Relaxed unisex fit, true to size, S to 4XL in eight colors. Double-needle stitching, no side seams, sewn-in label.

Measurements for every size are on the size and fit guide.

Printing and care

Printed to order in the USA, direct to garment: water-based ink goes into the fabric rather than sitting on top, so the print stays soft and does not crack or peel.

Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron the print. More on the fabric and care page.

Shipping and returns

Every shirt is made when you order it and ships from the USA. Current production and delivery times, and how returns work, are on the shipping and returns page. Ordering for a group? See group and bulk orders.

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