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A Robot Rejected My Resume Comfort Colors Unisex T-Shirt

A Robot Rejected My Resume Comfort Colors Unisex T-Shirt

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Unisex with a relaxed cut, true to size, S to 4XL. Garment-dyed heavyweight tee.

A robot rejected my resume. Seven seconds after you clicked submit, at 2:47 in the morning, with a form letter that thanked you for your interest, and the job seeker in the tee has a folder of two hundred of them with timestamps no human keeps. Automated screening now stands between every applicant and every hiring manager. This tee is the folder, summarized.

Wear it to the job fair, the career center, the coffee shop where the applications happen, the industry meetup, and the family dinner where a relative says just walk in and hand them a resume. It is a sharp gift for a job seeker, a career counselor, a recruiter who still reads them, and the friend with the folder of timestamps.

The tee is a Comfort Colors 1717, garment-dyed in 6.1 oz ring-spun cotton, soft and evenly colored, with a heavier hand than a novelty tee and three lines that read across a career center on application day. Direct-to-garment. It bonds with the cotton.

Unisex, relaxed, true to size. S through 4XL. Colors: Black, White, Bay, Blossom. Also Chambray, Graphite, Ivory, Banana. It is the 2:47-a.m. entry on our anti-AI movement page.

Designed and printed to order in the USA. Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach or iron the design.

Details

  • Comfort Colors 1717 unisex tee.
  • Garment-dyed ring-spun cotton.
  • Weight 6.1 oz.
  • Direct-to-garment print, into the fabric.
  • Unisex, relaxed, true to size.
  • Sizes S through 4XL.
  • Eight colors, Black through Banana.
  • Made to order in the USA.

Common questions

Do screening systems really reject in seconds? Yes, on keywords before anyone reads. The job seeker wearing it has the timestamps.

Would a career center order these for the fair? Centers do, with a wink. Every shirt is printed to order. Any mix of sizes, one order.

Which color do people pick? Black and Graphite. Chambray for the meetup.

How does the 1717 fit? True to size, relaxed body. Order your usual.

Wear it to: the all-hands where they announce the new tool, the studio, the classroom, the town meeting about the data center.

Fabric and fit

Comfort Colors 1717: 6.1 oz 100 percent ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed and soft-washed so it feels broken in from the first wear. Relaxed unisex fit, true to size, S to 4XL in eight colors. Double-needle stitching, no side seams, sewn-in label.

Measurements for every size are on the size and fit guide.

Printing and care

Printed to order in the USA, direct to garment: water-based ink goes into the fabric rather than sitting on top, so the print stays soft and does not crack or peel.

Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron the print. More on the fabric and care page.

Shipping and returns

Every shirt is made when you order it and ships from the USA. Current production and delivery times, and how returns work, are on the shipping and returns page. Ordering for a group? See group and bulk orders.

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