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Ai is not a Coworker Comfort Colors Unisex T-Shirt

Ai is not a Coworker Comfort Colors Unisex T-Shirt

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Unisex with a relaxed cut, true to size, S to 4XL. Garment-dyed heavyweight tee.

AI is not a coworker. The all-hands introduced the new team member, and the new team member does not cover a shift, bring snacks, remember a birthday or collect a paycheck. This shirt is for the employee who noticed, and for the actual coworkers who still do all of that.

Wear it to the all-hands where the tool gets introduced, the office kitchen, the union meeting, and the happy hour where the real coworkers compare notes. It is a sharp gift for a coworker, a shop steward, a manager who pushed back, and the friend who brings the snacks.

Printed on a Comfort Colors 1717 in garment-dyed 6.1 oz ring-spun cotton, soft, evenly colored, and heavy enough to last through the whole rollout and the walk-back. Direct-to-garment. Ink in the cotton, not on top.

Relaxed, unisex, true to size. S to 4XL. Colors: Black, White, Bay, Blossom. Plus Chambray, Graphite, Ivory and Banana. Also as a hoodie and a sweatshirt. It stands with the workplace designs on our anti-AI movement page.

Designed and printed to order in the USA. Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach or iron the design.

Details

  • Comfort Colors 1717 unisex tee.
  • Garment-dyed ring-spun cotton.
  • Weight 6.1 oz.
  • Direct-to-garment print, into the fabric.
  • Unisex, relaxed, true to size.
  • Sizes S through 4XL.
  • Eight colors, Black through Banana.
  • Made to order in the USA.

Common questions

Is this shirt against using AI at work? It is against calling it a coworker. A coworker covers your shift. The software does not.

Would a team order these for the office? Teams do, usually the week after the all-hands. Every shirt is printed to order. Any sizes, any colors, one order.

Which color for the office? Chambray and Graphite read clean. Black for the union meeting.

Does the tee run true? Yes. Relaxed body, true to size.

Wear it to: the all-hands where they announce the new tool, the studio, the classroom, the town meeting about the data center.

Fabric and fit

Comfort Colors 1717: 6.1 oz 100 percent ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed and soft-washed so it feels broken in from the first wear. Relaxed unisex fit, true to size, S to 4XL in eight colors. Double-needle stitching, no side seams, sewn-in label.

Measurements for every size are on the size and fit guide.

Printing and care

Printed to order in the USA, direct to garment: water-based ink goes into the fabric rather than sitting on top, so the print stays soft and does not crack or peel.

Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron the print. More on the fabric and care page.

Shipping and returns

Every shirt is made when you order it and ships from the USA. Current production and delivery times, and how returns work, are on the shipping and returns page. Ordering for a group? See group and bulk orders.

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