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Begging Ai to Leave Me Behind Comfort Colors Unisex T-Shirt

Begging Ai to Leave Me Behind Comfort Colors Unisex T-Shirt

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Unisex with a relaxed cut, true to size, S to 4XL. Garment-dyed heavyweight tee.

Begging AI to leave me behind. When the robots take over, she would like to be politely skipped, and the paperback reader in the tee has a library card, a landline and a flip phone she bought on purpose, and makes the request in six words for the group chat that keeps sending her the demos. This tee is the request, for the delightfully analog.

Wear it to game night, the coffee shop, the office where everyone keeps saying disrupt, the used bookstore, and straight to the couch. It is a warm gift for a paperback reader, the group chat comedian, the flip phone holdout, and the friend who asks to be skipped.

The tee is a Comfort Colors 1717, garment-dyed in 6.1 oz ring-spun cotton, soft and evenly colored, with a heavier hand than a novelty tee and three lines that read across a game night table. Direct-to-garment. It bonds with the cotton.

Unisex, relaxed, true to size. S through 4XL. Colors: Black, White, Bay, Blossom. Also Chambray, Graphite, Ivory, Banana. It is the flip-phone entry on our anti-AI movement page.

Designed and printed to order in the USA. Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach or iron the design.

Details

  • Comfort Colors 1717 unisex tee.
  • Garment-dyed ring-spun cotton.
  • Weight 6.1 oz.
  • Direct-to-garment print, into the fabric.
  • Unisex, relaxed, true to size.
  • Sizes S through 4XL.
  • Eight colors, Black through Banana.
  • Made to order in the USA.

Common questions

How does this relate to all my homies getting left behind by AI? Cousins. That one is the crew; this one is the individual request, filed politely.

Would a book club order these for the meeting? Clubs do. Every shirt is printed to order. Any mix of sizes, one order.

Which color do people pick? Bay and Banana. Black for the office.

How does the 1717 fit? True to size, relaxed body. Order your usual.

Wear it to: the all-hands where they announce the new tool, the studio, the classroom, the town meeting about the data center.

Fabric and fit

Comfort Colors 1717: 6.1 oz 100 percent ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed and soft-washed so it feels broken in from the first wear. Relaxed unisex fit, true to size, S to 4XL in eight colors. Double-needle stitching, no side seams, sewn-in label.

Measurements for every size are on the size and fit guide.

Printing and care

Printed to order in the USA, direct to garment: water-based ink goes into the fabric rather than sitting on top, so the print stays soft and does not crack or peel.

Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron the print. More on the fabric and care page.

Shipping and returns

Every shirt is made when you order it and ships from the USA. Current production and delivery times, and how returns work, are on the shipping and returns page. Ordering for a group? See group and bulk orders.

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