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Hallucinated is not a Legal Defense Comfort Colors Unisex T-Shirt

Hallucinated is not a Legal Defense Comfort Colors Unisex T-Shirt

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Unisex with a relaxed cut, true to size, S to 4XL. Garment-dyed heavyweight tee.

Hallucinated is not a legal defense. The excuse has now been tried in open court, and the trial judge in the tee sanctioned the lawyer who offered it, wrote an order explaining why, and had the sentence printed on shirts for the clerk's office as a reminder of what the order said. Six words that close the argument. This tee is the order, worn to the bench dinner.

Wear it to the courthouse, the bar association dinner, the law school ethics class, the CLE on technology, and the family dinner where a relative says everyone uses it now. It is a strong gift for a judge, a litigator, a legal ethics professor, and the friend in the clerk's office.

The tee is a Comfort Colors 1717, garment-dyed in 6.1 oz ring-spun cotton, soft and evenly colored, with a heavier hand than a novelty tee and three lines that read across a clerk's office counter. Direct-to-garment. It bonds with the cotton.

Unisex, relaxed, true to size. S through 4XL. Colors: Black, White, Bay, Blossom. Also Chambray, Graphite, Ivory, Banana. It is the sanctions-order entry on our anti-AI movement page.

Designed and printed to order in the USA. Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach or iron the design.

Details

  • Comfort Colors 1717 unisex tee.
  • Garment-dyed ring-spun cotton.
  • Weight 6.1 oz.
  • Direct-to-garment print, into the fabric.
  • Unisex, relaxed, true to size.
  • Sizes S through 4XL.
  • Eight colors, Black through Banana.
  • Made to order in the USA.

Common questions

Has this actually happened? More than once. Courts have sanctioned filings built on invented citations; the shirt quotes the gist.

Would a bar association order these for the CLE? Associations do. Every shirt is printed to order. Any mix of sizes, one order.

Which color do people pick? Black and White. Graphite for the dinner.

How does the 1717 fit? True to size, relaxed body. Order your usual.

Wear it to: the all-hands where they announce the new tool, the studio, the classroom, the town meeting about the data center.

Fabric and fit

Comfort Colors 1717: 6.1 oz 100 percent ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed and soft-washed so it feels broken in from the first wear. Relaxed unisex fit, true to size, S to 4XL in eight colors. Double-needle stitching, no side seams, sewn-in label.

Measurements for every size are on the size and fit guide.

Printing and care

Printed to order in the USA, direct to garment: water-based ink goes into the fabric rather than sitting on top, so the print stays soft and does not crack or peel.

Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron the print. More on the fabric and care page.

Shipping and returns

Every shirt is made when you order it and ships from the USA. Current production and delivery times, and how returns work, are on the shipping and returns page. Ordering for a group? See group and bulk orders.

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