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I Cite Cases That Exist Comfort Colors Unisex T-Shirt

I Cite Cases That Exist Comfort Colors Unisex T-Shirt

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Unisex with a relaxed cut, true to size, S to 4XL. Garment-dyed heavyweight tee.

I cite cases that exist. A brief is a promise that the cases are real, and the appellate clerk in the tee pulled every citation in an opposing filing and found six that no court had ever decided, with plausible names, plausible years and no existence. Five words that used to go without saying. This tee says them, for everyone who checks the reporter.

Wear it to the law firm, the bar association meeting, the law school, the clerks' happy hour, and the family dinner where a relative says the chatbot passed the bar. It is a strong gift for an appellate clerk, a litigator, a law librarian, and the friend who pulled the six.

The tee is a Comfort Colors 1717, garment-dyed in 6.1 oz ring-spun cotton, soft and evenly colored, with a heavier hand than a novelty tee and three lines that read across a law library reading room. Direct-to-garment. It bonds with the cotton.

Unisex, relaxed, true to size. S through 4XL. Colors: Black, White, Bay, Blossom. Also Chambray, Graphite, Ivory, Banana. It is the six-phantom-cases entry on our anti-AI movement page.

Designed and printed to order in the USA. Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach or iron the design.

Details

  • Comfort Colors 1717 unisex tee.
  • Garment-dyed ring-spun cotton.
  • Weight 6.1 oz.
  • Direct-to-garment print, into the fabric.
  • Unisex, relaxed, true to size.
  • Sizes S through 4XL.
  • Eight colors, Black through Banana.
  • Made to order in the USA.

Common questions

Where does this sit next to hallucinated is not a legal defense? Siblings. That one is what the judge said; this one is what the careful lawyer says first.

Would a law firm order these for the associates? Firms do. Every shirt is printed to order. Any mix of sizes, one order.

Which color do lawyers pick? Black by a wide margin. Graphite for the happy hour.

How does the 1717 fit? True to size, relaxed body. Order your usual.

Wear it to: the all-hands where they announce the new tool, the studio, the classroom, the town meeting about the data center.

Fabric and fit

Comfort Colors 1717: 6.1 oz 100 percent ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed and soft-washed so it feels broken in from the first wear. Relaxed unisex fit, true to size, S to 4XL in eight colors. Double-needle stitching, no side seams, sewn-in label.

Measurements for every size are on the size and fit guide.

Printing and care

Printed to order in the USA, direct to garment: water-based ink goes into the fabric rather than sitting on top, so the print stays soft and does not crack or peel.

Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron the print. More on the fabric and care page.

Shipping and returns

Every shirt is made when you order it and ships from the USA. Current production and delivery times, and how returns work, are on the shipping and returns page. Ordering for a group? See group and bulk orders.

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