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Slop is a Business Model Comfort Colors Unisex T-Shirt

Slop is a Business Model Comfort Colors Unisex T-Shirt

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Unisex with a relaxed cut, true to size, S to 4XL. Garment-dyed heavyweight tee.

Slop is a business model. The tide of generated junk is not a glitch anyone is racing to repair, it is the product: cheaper than the real thing, passable enough to sell ads against, and profitable because volume beats quality on every number that gets measured, and the editor in the tee has watched three publications learn it. This tee names the model.

Wear it to the newsroom, the media conference, the marketing meeting where the content calendar gets set, the writers' meetup, and the family dinner where a relative shares an article that nobody wrote. It is a sharp gift for an editor, a writer, a media analyst, and the friend who can spot it in one paragraph.

The tee is a Comfort Colors 1717, garment-dyed in 6.1 oz ring-spun cotton, soft and evenly colored, with a heavier hand than a novelty tee and three lines that read across a media conference. Direct-to-garment. It bonds with the cotton.

Unisex, relaxed, true to size. S through 4XL. Colors: Black, White, Bay, Blossom. Also Chambray, Graphite, Ivory, Banana. It is the business-model entry on our anti-AI movement page.

Designed and printed to order in the USA. Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach or iron the design.

Details

  • Comfort Colors 1717 unisex tee.
  • Garment-dyed ring-spun cotton.
  • Weight 6.1 oz.
  • Direct-to-garment print, into the fabric.
  • Unisex, relaxed, true to size.
  • Sizes S through 4XL.
  • Eight colors, Black through Banana.
  • Made to order in the USA.

Common questions

Why call it a business model? Because it is profitable on purpose. The editor wearing it has seen the spreadsheet.

Would a newsroom order these for the conference? Newsrooms do. Every shirt is printed to order. Any mix of sizes, one order.

Which color do editors pick? Black by a wide margin. Graphite for the meetup.

How does the 1717 fit? True to size, relaxed body. Order your usual.

Wear it to: the all-hands where they announce the new tool, the studio, the classroom, the town meeting about the data center.

Fabric and fit

Comfort Colors 1717: 6.1 oz 100 percent ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed and soft-washed so it feels broken in from the first wear. Relaxed unisex fit, true to size, S to 4XL in eight colors. Double-needle stitching, no side seams, sewn-in label.

Measurements for every size are on the size and fit guide.

Printing and care

Printed to order in the USA, direct to garment: water-based ink goes into the fabric rather than sitting on top, so the print stays soft and does not crack or peel.

Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron the print. More on the fabric and care page.

Shipping and returns

Every shirt is made when you order it and ships from the USA. Current production and delivery times, and how returns work, are on the shipping and returns page. Ordering for a group? See group and bulk orders.

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