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Woke Cunt Comfort Colors Unisex T-Shirt

Woke Cunt Comfort Colors Unisex T-Shirt

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Unisex with a relaxed cut, true to size, S to 4XL. Garment-dyed heavyweight tee.

Woke cunt. Two words the right loves to spit, worn like a badge, and the bartender in the tee heard both of them from the same regular in the same week, had them printed, and wore the shirt on her Friday shift until he found somewhere else to drink. Reclaimed, unbothered and loud. This tee turns the insult into a flex.

Wear it to the bar, the protest, the comment section made flesh, the group chat meetup, and the family dinner where a relative uses the first word as a slur. It is a strong gift for a bartender, a feminist who stopped apologizing, a stand-up comic, and the friend who wore it until he left.

The tee is a Comfort Colors 1717, garment-dyed in 6.1 oz ring-spun cotton, soft and evenly colored, with a heavier hand than a novelty tee and two words that read across a bar on a Friday night. Direct-to-garment. It bonds with the cotton.

Unisex, relaxed, true to size. S through 4XL. Colors: Black, White, Bay, Blossom. Also Chambray, Graphite, Ivory, Banana. It is the Friday-shift entry in the feminist and reproductive rights collection.

Designed and printed to order in the USA. Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach or iron the design.

Details

  • Comfort Colors 1717 unisex tee.
  • Garment-dyed ring-spun cotton.
  • Weight 6.1 oz.
  • Direct-to-garment print, into the fabric.
  • Unisex, relaxed, true to size.
  • Sizes S through 4XL.
  • Eight colors, Black through Banana.
  • Made to order in the USA.

Common questions

Is this shirt safe to wear in public? It is worn in bars, at marches and at brunch. The wearer decides which rooms get it.

Would a bar staff order these for the crew? Staffs do. Every shirt is printed to order. Any mix of sizes, one order.

Which color do people pick? Black by a wide margin. Blossom for brunch.

How does the 1717 fit? True to size, relaxed body. Order your usual.

Wear it to: the clinic escort shift, the statehouse, the march, the family dinner.

Fabric and fit

Comfort Colors 1717: 6.1 oz 100 percent ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed and soft-washed so it feels broken in from the first wear. Relaxed unisex fit, true to size, S to 4XL in eight colors. Double-needle stitching, no side seams, sewn-in label.

Measurements for every size are on the size and fit guide.

Printing and care

Printed to order in the USA, direct to garment: water-based ink goes into the fabric rather than sitting on top, so the print stays soft and does not crack or peel.

Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron the print. More on the fabric and care page.

Shipping and returns

Every shirt is made when you order it and ships from the USA. Current production and delivery times, and how returns work, are on the shipping and returns page. Ordering for a group? See group and bulk orders.

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