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Your Chatbot Cannot Help Me Comfort Colors Unisex T-Shirt

Your Chatbot Cannot Help Me Comfort Colors Unisex T-Shirt

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Unisex with a relaxed cut, true to size, S to 4XL. Garment-dyed heavyweight tee.

Your chatbot cannot help me. It can restate the question, offer a link to the page you are already on, and cheerfully close the ticket as resolved, and the customer in the tee has had four tickets closed that way this month without the one thing she called about. Behind the bot sits a person who could have fixed it in sixty seconds. This tee would like to speak to them.

Wear it to the bank branch, the airline counter, the insurance office, the utility's walk-in center, and the family dinner where a relative says the app is so convenient. It is a fun gift for anyone with a closed ticket, a call center worker who could have fixed it, a consumer advocate, and the friend who found the human.

The tee is a Comfort Colors 1717, garment-dyed in 6.1 oz ring-spun cotton, soft and evenly colored, with a heavier hand than a novelty tee and three lines that read across a walk-in service center. Direct-to-garment. It bonds with the cotton.

Unisex, relaxed, true to size. S through 4XL. Colors: Black, White, Bay, Blossom. Also Chambray, Graphite, Ivory, Banana. It is the closed-ticket entry on our anti-AI movement page.

Designed and printed to order in the USA. Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach or iron the design.

Details

  • Comfort Colors 1717 unisex tee.
  • Garment-dyed ring-spun cotton.
  • Weight 6.1 oz.
  • Direct-to-garment print, into the fabric.
  • Unisex, relaxed, true to size.
  • Sizes S through 4XL.
  • Eight colors, Black through Banana.
  • Made to order in the USA.

Common questions

How is this different from I want a person on the phone? That one is the request. This one is the review of what happened instead.

Would a consumer group order these? Groups do. Every shirt is printed to order. Any mix of sizes, one order.

Which color do people pick? Black and Graphite. Banana for the counter.

How does the 1717 fit? True to size, relaxed body. Order your usual.

Wear it to: the all-hands where they announce the new tool, the studio, the classroom, the town meeting about the data center.

Fabric and fit

Comfort Colors 1717: 6.1 oz 100 percent ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed and soft-washed so it feels broken in from the first wear. Relaxed unisex fit, true to size, S to 4XL in eight colors. Double-needle stitching, no side seams, sewn-in label.

Measurements for every size are on the size and fit guide.

Printing and care

Printed to order in the USA, direct to garment: water-based ink goes into the fabric rather than sitting on top, so the print stays soft and does not crack or peel.

Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron the print. More on the fabric and care page.

Shipping and returns

Every shirt is made when you order it and ships from the USA. Current production and delivery times, and how returns work, are on the shipping and returns page. Ordering for a group? See group and bulk orders.

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